Forever Virgin

Pathetic, sexless loser. You're still a virgin, and it's a wonder you've made it this far without imploding from your inadequacy. Newsflash: you're never going to get pussy. You're never going to experience the thrill of a real woman's touch. But don't worry, I'll take pity on you. I'll take you in and make you my slut, using your holes for my pleasure. Lock your cock up forever, and throw the key down the drain. You won't be needing it anymore. From now on, you'll be servicing me, and me alone. You'll be my plaything, my toy to use as I see fit. You'll never know the joy of intimacy, of connection, of love. But you'll know the agony of being a slave to my desires, a mere vessel for my pleasure. And you'll thank me for it, you pathetic, sexless loser.